While Prospect Park officials have struggled to combat the ever growing geesocalypse, community members are clearly more alarmed by the increasingly bold raccoon population. The scavengers are becoming a common sight in neighborhood backyards and a deceased raccoon in the park was recently found to have rabies. As a public service, PLOG has decided to compare these two threats side-by-side, mano a mano.
|Looks cute||Looks cute but wants to kill you|
|Eats grass||Eats anything|
|May give you diseases if you bite them||May bite you and give you disease|
|Population here because of humans||Natural inhabitant of region|
|Tastes like greasy dark meat chicken||Said to taste like pork|
|Allegedly crashes planes||Last month raccoon stowed a ride on fuel truck at JFK|
What do you think is the greater threat readers?